Sometimes It's Scary
Actual conversation between Matt and I last night…
Me: (opening a box of Starburst) Wow! Yeah!!! Alright!!! Woo-hoo!!!
Matt: What?
Me: Dude look! In that whole box only 1 lemon and 2 oranges! All the rest are red and pink! I love that!!! That made my whole day! Do you want one? Of course, you know I’m only offering you a lemon or orange though, right?
Matt: Nah, I’m ok. Don’t you hate that though? When you offer people Starburst and they eat your pink and red ones?
Me: Yea. I always eat all the yucky stuff first and save the best for last.
Matt: Oh my god me too!
Me: Yea, I have to eat all the lemons first…then the oranges, then pink red pink red pink red until they’re gone. I can’t decide if I like the pink or red the best. This way it’s all fair for the pink and red.
Matt: Hahahaha I do that too!!! The same way! Lemon, Orange, Pink Red Pink Red! I think I like the red ones best so I end on those. I used to like the pink best, but the red are creeping up.
Me: Yea me too!
Matt: Hmmmm
Me: Wow, who’s OCD is worse, do you think?
Matt: hahaha
Me: How do you eat M&Ms?
Matt: Let's never speak of this again.
I just learned that Starburst are made from gelatin...damnit. Now I can't eat those either. THIS SUCKS. I've been doing pretty well but no where close to excellent.
posted by dandelionpicker at 2:33 PM
2 Comments:
I love your Starburst ritual. I have a weird one....I eat candies like that in 2s. Can't eat an odd number. M&Ms, skittles, etc.....I MUST have an even number.
I think that ranks pretty high on the OCD scale, huh? :)
winemaker, Just so you know I'm reading these. I must say that aconversation was/is scarry to me. Enjoy ST.Valentines Day, Jay Leno "Don't use abbrrations for that". Almost time to appetize so long for now,love you.
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